year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

(Source: bobadrunk, via wanderlust-and-daydreams)

teantitties:

hailldope:

“The leg kick before a female starts to twerk symbolizes the shackles of 400 years of slavery and oppression being broken. God bless America”

💀💀💀💀💀 y’all don’t quit do you

(Source: bowdowns, via mojojio)